You'll never see what im selling.

You know when you have an idea and you want to share it with the world, so you get to thinking "I will just make a movie about it! everyone likes to watch movies!"

Then you remember that your just one man and you have to cast like 10 fucking people and like film that shit. Fuck that. That ideas out.



Then you get to thinking, "Hey maybe i will turn my idea into music. make it fresh. write some ground breaking lyrics. play every instrument on the first album so people beg to join my fuckawesome band. yeah!"

Then you remember that you don't even know how to play the bass. I mean, who doesn't know how to play the fucking bass? Its so easy. hit some god damn strings faggot.



Last idea you have is making that one million and 1 dollar idea into a comic. yeah! a 200 page graphic novel is perfect. You will have cult fans that will kill for you. Then it will just get bigger. The cult fans will hate you because you hit it big, but fuck those fags you got millions of other fans buying your T shirts and crap. You will get movie deals and action figures.

you grab some paper and you draw the cover.

Then you find out that you are awesome at drawing and you've always been awesome at drawing, but you've never tryed to draw before. You grab some makers and color that shit in. Just looking at the picture makes you stand tall over all that is around you. A work of art. it belongs in a god damn museum. A thing of beauty that makes the mona lisa look like a peace of shit. well? What are you waiting for. Get on the Internet and share it with the fucking world..................








































My god, i've never kiss a man before, but you sir, are the exception. ah uh.