Thursday, March 15, 2007

What's "The Marine" About?

It's about explosions.
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It's about walking away when something is exploding behide you.
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It's about tossing someone who has nothing to do with the storyline into a glass window.
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It's about running away from an explosion.
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It's about always wanting a convertible.
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It's about one of the bad guys yelling out "He's like the Terminator!" and looking back at him as if to say "I was in that movie"
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It's about jumping out of your car when its upside down and exploding.
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It's about being captured by two guys that have nothing to do with anything and then beating them up because someone has to get killed every 5 minutes.
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It's about a shot of beer.
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It's about a woman in a junkyard with only a bikini on. Why not?
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It's about the mandatory "A Wrestler is in it so he must do a wrestling move"


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Did i say explosions?


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It's about tossing the bitch in front of a moving bus. (best part)
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Its about driving away from an explosion.
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Its about a chain-saw vs. a wrench.
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It's about diving away from an explosion.
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It's about the bad guy coming back for one last scare.
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It's about happy endings.
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Its not like The Marine doesn't know what kinda movie it is. It's well aware and doesn't take itself seriously.

And for that, i salute.

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