This Week's Hiatus Study: Horoscopes Are Stupid.

One of Georgia Nicols's horoscopes from today's newspaper.

LEO(July 23-Aug. 22):

It's back-and-forth in your dealings with partners and friends today. You want have your way, yet you want to accommodate others as well. It's a tough call.


I'm a Leo and reading this makes me ask things like "what?" and "What the fuck is this?" "Partners? Friends?" she's also missing the word "to".

I've only seen one person read the horoscopes and go "Interesting. Hey! This really connects to my life" and that person is a stupid bitch.

Horoscopes target women the age of 30 - 60, women who work in office buildings and have to deal with partners and leadership. Horoscopes are tiny little words that keep bitchy females from shooting themselfs, well, thats what i get from reading this crap.

All Georgia Nicols does is take the same 12 lines of bullshit and switches them around to different signs. No one reads every sigh! That would be a waste of time. People only read their own sigh, cause 12 days later they will forget the horoscope from 12 days ago. Neat.

You may read the horoscopes knowing all about the bullshit and say "I know its dumb and fake."

If they took it away would you miss it? Would you write in and ask why the horoscopes are gone? Do you need that fucking fix? Does this fucking shit really help you out in life?

I bet alot of people would. Thats why they must go.