Tips To Living Dangerously. Tip #64: Danger In Juice.

Drinking out of a glass bottle is safe when the top of the bottle isn't busted.







but at the same time it can also be pretty boring. Not alot of danger in juice. Tip #64 is here to change all that.



instead of unscrewing the cap like a boring whore, take a household hammer and bust that sonofabitch open so that the top is uneven with pointy sharp glass.





Safe unbusted glass bottles are for people with vagina's. You don't have a vagina do you? Course not. Your a man. Now take a sip of that juice! You deserve it.





if you start living by the tips then you will die by the tips. Trust me on this one.

(I KNOW I'VE USED THE BLOOD PICTURE BEFORE SHUT UP IT WORKS DAMN IT BAHHHHH)