It's about a movie you would rather be watching.
It's about showing off how fit Will Smith is....we are all proud of him.
It's about using CG rats when you should've just poked a real rat till it got all super crazy zombie vampire.
It's about working on the golf swing when you should be working on the marksmanship.
It's about not wanting the dog, but taking the dog anyway.
It's about being taken out of the movie by the awful looking CG monsters (Oh no. So scary. Look out.)
It's about using awful CGI instead of a real live person. (or maybe they are and it's just bad CGI make up! hmmmmm)
It's about how frank moved...
SEE! I'm not crazy!
It's about giving Frank the pointing of a life time.
It's about how you worked on the golf swing when you should've been working on the marksmanship.
It's about forgetting the whole gravity issue.
It's about fake looking zombie dogs from Resident Evil.
It's about caring more about a dog then any human character in a movie ever.
It's about not being able to figure out if the dog is just good at acting or she's just CG in this shot. (My money is on the acting)
It's about taking care of yo teef kids.
It's abou- OH SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!
It's about breaking your best friend's neck.
It's about being thankful they didn't have a scene where he fucks the mannequin.
It's about missing the shot of his family the first time.
It's about waking up to find a bunch of white foke in your house.
It's about how he was saving that fucking bacon for later!
It's about Will Smith showing us that he can also be funny (Who knew?)
It's about the main super zombie guy looking at you as if to say "I'm going to break this glass ha ha faggot"
It's about two endings, the one they used and the one they didn't. Each one changes what the movie is about and I think everyone will have different opinions on which one is better.
Will Smith and Abbey the dog make this movie worth watching. I always enjoy the "last man alive" idea and seeing New York without people is always nice. The thing that really brings the movie down is the terrible looking CG monsters, dogs, rats etc. The whole basement scene looks like Will Smith is in a video game and you start to lose interest in the movie every time any of these CG things pop up.
(Hey! This movie comes out on DVD today, how odd)
1 comment:
I care more about the dog than humans.
I don't want to see this movie.
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